Monday, February 11, 2013

Why So Insecure?

Dear D,

Why so insecure? We just knew each other no longer than 12 hours. And by the way, I'm not plotting to murder you nor to steal your boyfriend.

Yes, you're beau is physically attractive, tolerably ignorant, and has a far and away career. But stealing one's toy is not my fashion.

If you're curious whether there is or was something between your beau and me, why don't you just ask him or me? I found the asking-option is wittier than exposing your unprofessional way of investigate one's past like you just do. Maybe your lame way of investigate one's past works on others but me. Because I'm vastly read people.

Kind regards,

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